50 Funny Cruise Memes to Brighten up Your Day
- February 13, 2024
- Cruise Chuckles
Embarking on a cruise is an adventure filled with endless possibilities, from the majestic view of the ocean to the thrill of exploring new destinations. However, it’s the quirky and unexpected moments on board that often turn into the most memorable stories.
In our collection of 50 funny cruise memes, we dive into the lighter side of cruising, capturing those relatable experiences and humorous observations that anyone who’s set sail can appreciate.
What Is a ‘Meme’?
A ‘meme’ is a funny picture or video, usually captioned with text, that people share on the internet. It often has a humorous message and is spread from person to person online.
Memes can be jokes, social commentary, or just something silly to make people laugh. They’re a popular way for people to communicate and share their thoughts or feelings in a light-hearted way.
Cruise Obsession Memes
Cruise obsession memes often poke fun at how much people love going on cruises. Many people can relate to the anticipation of counting down the days until their next cruise adventure.
That first glimpse of your floating paradise!
The moment you arrive at port and spot your cruise ship, it’s like the excitement of a kid on Christmas morning. You’re still in the car, but your mind is already boarding, imagining the ocean views, endless buffets, and all the adventures ahead. That pure joy of seeing your floating paradise makes all the travel stress melt away in an instant.
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How I’ll be acting the second I step back on a cruise
The oversized sunglasses and margarita say it all—when you finally board that ship, it’s party time!
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The one time I’m happy to be awake at 5 AM
This meme shows the one exception to the ‘I hate mornings’ rule—waking up excited and ready to go for cruise day!
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The excitement never fades, no matter how many cruises I’ve been on
This meme shows how the excitement of cruising never gets old, no matter how many times you’ve done it. Every time feels like the first.
The cruise addiction is real
For some people, one cruise is never enough, and this meme perfectly shows that cruise obsession in action. It’s always about booking the next trip.
Cruise ships: scientifically proven to make you fall in love!
Your eyes never lie, and this meme captures the undeniable joy of seeing a cruise ship. The excitement is real, and your pupils are here to prove it.
Cruise Withdrawal Memes
All good things come to an end, and that includes cruises! Feeling the post-cruise blues is common, and cruise withdrawal memes capture this emotion with a smile. They remind us of the joy of cruising and the inevitable longing to return, poking fun at how everything else seems dull in comparison.
During the COVID-19 pandemic, many people were unable to cruise, which intensified their feelings longing and withdrawal. They found themselves reminiscing about past voyages and eagerly awaiting the day they could sail again.
When cruise withdrawal hits hard
This meme hilariously captures the feeling of waiting too long between cruises. The struggle to stay sane without a cruise is real!
Cruise dreams, budget nightmares
This meme captures the struggle of wanting to travel but being held back by a tight budget. Daydreaming of cruises is great—until reality hits your bank account!
That moment when Facebook reminds you of the good times
The meme speaks to every cruise lover who’s hit with a memory of their last trip. That reminder of how much fun you were having stings a little harder than you expected.
Deep down, it’s all about the cruise life
This meme captures the feeling of holding it together on the outside, while secretly longing for the sea. The cruise bug is real and it’s hard to ignore!
The effects of cruise withdrawal are real
This meme humorously highlights what happens when someone goes a year without a cruise. The result? Total cruise deprivation, and it’s not pretty!
Cruise Food Memes
From the endless buffets to gourmet dining at every turn, cruise food memes humorously capture the sheer abundance and variety of food offered on cruise ships. The memes also highlight how hard it is not to overeat while cruising, something that many people can relate to.
If you’re seeing cruise ships in your dessert, it’s time to book a trip
The meme shows how cruise withdrawal can affect even the simplest things—like mistaking cheesecake for a ship at sea. It’s a clear sign that a vacation is overdue.
My appetite vs. the cruise buffet
This meme humorously compares a massive appetite to the cruise buffet experience. When it comes to cruise buffets, your hunger is always ready for more.
Just a light afternoon snack from the buffet
This meme hilariously captures the moment when your ‘light snack’ at the cruise buffet turns into grabbing the biggest cake. You were just trying to have a little something, right?
When the drinks package kicks in
This meme perfectly captures the laid-back, blissful state after a few drinks on the cruise. The drinks package was definitely worth it!
Why I really love cruising: It’s all about the food!
This meme perfectly sums up the joy of indulging in endless food options on a cruise. The buffet is the real reason I keep cruising!
Me before the buffet vs. me after all the food
The meme humorously compares the excitement of going to the buffet with the overstuffed feeling afterward. The cruise funnel expands, just like your belly after all the indulgence!
Cruise Drinks Memes
When it comes to cruise vacations, the allure of unlimited drink packages is often the highlight, sparking countless memes about the adventurous spirit (and potential consequences) of free-flowing cocktails at sea.
Enjoying the drinks package, one cocktail at a time
This meme humorously shows how each drink from the cruise package brings you closer to ultimate beach relaxation. By the end, you’re laid out like the elephant, completely carefree.
Simple pleasures: Cruising and cocktails
This meme captures the essence of pure happiness: being on a cruise with a refreshing drink in hand. Life doesn’t need to be complicated when you’ve got the perfect combo.
Cruise Weather Memes
Cruise weather memes humorously reflect the unpredictable nature of sea travel, especially when it comes to navigating through rough seas. These memes often capture the dramatic, sometimes exaggerated experiences of passengers and crew alike as they face the challenges posed by rough waters.
What they promise vs. what you get
This meme hilariously contrasts the smooth seas shown in cruise brochures with the rough waters you sometimes experience. Reality is far more unpredictable!
Captain’s idea of ‘light swell’ vs. reality
This meme hilariously contrasts the captain’s casual description of rough seas with the reality of wild waves rocking the ship. While the captain is calm, passengers are bracing for impact!
When a cruise ship competes with a rocket launch
This meme hilariously depicts Harmony of the Seas making its grand appearance right alongside a rocket launch. Who needs a rocket when the real star is the cruise ship?
Cruise Struggles Memes
From battling for the last deck chair to navigating the many corridors of the ship on the first day, cruise struggle memes capture the lighter side of these common challenges. They offer a humorous reflection on the quirks and annoyances that come with the cruise experience.
First day onboard: Trying to remember where my room is
The meme reflects the struggle of navigating a massive cruise ship on day one. No matter how hard you try, finding your cabin feels like a scavenger hunt!
From Bermuda shorts to Boston coats real quick
The meme reflects the moment you realize your cruise destination isn’t quite what you thought. Time to swap the tropical wardrobe for something warmer!
When ‘included’ sounds better than ‘free’
This meme pokes fun at how cruise lines like to call things ‘included’ instead of ‘free.’ It’s a clever marketing trick, but we all know the truth!
That look when the cabin steward catches you off guard
The meme shows the classic moment of surprise when the cabin steward knocks at exactly the wrong time. All you can do is make an awkward face and hope they didn’t notice!
When you realize the ‘idiot’ who overspent on the cruise is you
This meme perfectly captures the sinking feeling when you try to blame someone else for the cruise bill, only to realize you’re the guilty one. It’s a harsh, yet hilarious, reality check!
Cruise Preparation Memes
When it comes to preparing for a cruise, the experience can be filled with a mix of excitement and anxiety. Cruise preparation memes capture the funny and relatable moments of getting ready or planning for a cruise.
The ultimate pre-cruise diet: Starvation mode activated
This meme perfectly captures the dedication required to prepare for the cruise buffet. Two weeks of fasting to indulge guilt-free is the ultimate strategy!
Nothing can stop me now—cruise booking here I come!
The meme reflects the joyful sprint toward booking a cruise after saving $1400. There’s no time to waste when vacation planning is involved!
The long wait begins the moment you book that cruise
This meme hilariously captures the agony of booking a cruise way too early. You’re excited, but then reality hits: you have an entire year to wait.
Cruise plans? Alpaca my bags!
The meme cleverly plays with words, with the alpaca is the perfect metaphor for being ready in an instant.
Cruise Passenger Memes
Nothing says ‘cruise life’ quite like the early morning dash to claim a deck chair with a towel and a book you’ll pretend to read. Cruise passenger memes perfectly capture the behaviors of those on board in a way that we can all relate to, whether we’ve been on a cruise or not.
The early bird gets the best deck chair!
This meme captures the determination of cruisers who wake up at the crack of dawn just to claim the perfect poolside spot. The competition is fierce, but the early riser wins!
Wait… People actually work out on vacation?
The meme humorously showcases the confusion when someone chooses fitness on a trip designed for relaxation and indulgence. Gym? On vacation? Really?
Do you really need all that for a 7-day cruise?
This meme pokes fun at those who seem to bring their entire wardrobe and more for a cruise. The pile of suitcases proves that some people believe in being overly prepared.
Cruise Photographer Memes
As anyone who’s set sail on a cruise knows, photographers are the unsung heroes of the high seas, always ready to freeze our best (and sometimes awkward) moments in time. Although the eagerness of cruise photographers to snap that perfect shot can sometimes mean they’re everywhere you turn, and not all photos are winners, sparking funny memes about them.
When the ship’s photographer won’t take no for an answer!
This meme perfectly illustrates the desperation of avoiding the persistent ship’s photographer. No matter how hard you try, they always seem to find you!
Best tour guide ever: Thanks for the selfie!
The group might have been expecting a well-centered shot, but instead, the tour guide nailed a selfie of himself. It’s the kind of candid photo that makes you laugh and appreciate the guide’s sense of humor.
When you’re the best photographer, but your friend… Not so much
The meme shows the common frustration of nailing your friend’s photo, only for them to completely miss the mark when it’s your turn. Clearly, some people just don’t have an eye for angles!
My reaction when the photographer catches me off guard
The panic on her face says it all—no one is safe from the cruise photographer’s unplanned shots. Even in the middle of a peaceful swim, they somehow manage to sneak up on you.
Cruise Disembarkation Memes
When a cruise ends, the toughest part isn’t packing; it’s having to say goodbye to the sea and the ship you’ve called home. Disembarkation memes capture these sad goodbyes and the struggle of getting up early to leave, in a funny way.
Saying goodbye to the cruise feels like the end of the world
The saddest part of any cruise is the long walk back to the car. This meme perfectly shows the emotional toll of returning to reality after paradise.
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When the alarm doesn’t hit like it should
That moment when checkout is at 8 AM, and it’s 7:58, and you haven’t even started packing. Every cruiser has been there at least once.
Other Funny Cruise Memes
Here are some other funny cruise memes that will make you smile:
Pure excitement on boarding day
That pure joy when you finally step aboard and all the vacation vibes kick in. The expression says it all—let the cruise begin!
The never-ending cycle of cruises
Once you start cruising, you just can’t stop. It becomes an endless cycle of booking, sailing, and booking again!
Final Words
We hope that these memes have not only brought a smile to your face but also a wave of nostalgia for the unique experiences that cruising offers. You can check out more funny cruise memes on the ‘Cruise Memes’ Instagram and Facebook pages.
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Adam Stewart is the founder of Cruise Galore. He is a passionate traveler who loves cruising. Adam's goal is to enhance your cruising adventures with practical tips and insightful advice, making each of your journeys unforgettable.
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The 30 BEST Cruise Memes
by Prof. Cruise · Published May 20, 2020 · Updated June 6, 2021
I’m not sure the highlighted portion of the above title would pass a lie detector test: “BEST cruise memes? That’s a lie!” But creating dozens of cruise memes has served as a poor – but better than growing my own sourdough starter or busting a hip trying to out-dance my 7 year-old on TikTok – substitute for cruising during this extended period of quarantine in my home port of Seattle.
I’ve shared some of these already on my Facebook page and on Instagram , but many are debuting here. Feel free to laugh, cry, and share widely with your cruise loving friends.
Funny Cruise Memes
Pre-cruise:
Post cruise:
Share an exciting announcement with your friends:
Life goals:
I cruise blog to cruise to cruise blog and so on. It’s a tough life. Especially…
A true friend would NEVER say this…
Those nice smelling spa ladies get me every time! Yes, I deserve to relax and be pampered, damnit!
Post this one to Facebook for the full effect:
First day of a cruise:
Last day of a cruise:
Me, right this very second:
Because I won’t be doing THIS anytime soon:
Which brings us to…
Coronavirus Related Cruise Memes
Holiday Cruise Memes
Two for Valentine’s Day:
(For Carnival cruise fans…)
Thanksgiving:
New Year’s:
Inspiring Or Positive Cruise Memes
And finally…
Class Dismissed.
Homework: Be sure to follow Prof. Cruise on Facebook and Instagram for future cruise memes! Also, go here for 15 things for cruise lovers to do while staying at home.
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Laugh Out Loud: 41 Hilarious Cruise Ship Memes
Did you know that 80% of people who go on cruises become addicted? That’s right, once you experience the luxury, relaxation, and endless buffet lines, it’s hard to resist the allure of a life at sea.
And what better way to celebrate this addiction than with some hilarious cruise ship memes? As someone who has spent countless hours aboard various ships, I can attest to the fact that humor is a necessary coping mechanism.
Whether it’s rough seas, crowded pools, or over-enthusiastic cruise directors, there’s always something to laugh about. So, join me as we dive into 41 of the funniest cruise memes out there. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new favorite to share with your fellow cruise addicts.
- The article contains 41 funny cruise ship memes to make readers smile.
- It is written by Mike Schimdt, Founder of Cruise Tips, and may contain affiliate links.
- The memes cover various topics such as cruise addiction, cruise ship food and weight gain, drinking on a cruise, cruise crew, packing for a cruise, rough seas and weather, cruise passengers and people watching, and disembarkation.
- The article suggests joining Facebook groups for cruise memes and using online meme generators to create one’s own cruise memes.
Types of Cruise Addiction Memes
I can’t help but chuckle at the euphemistic memes about my addiction to cruising, poking fun at my insatiable desire to set sail and explore new horizons. It’s as if these memes know me better than I know myself.
They capture the essence of my cruise withdrawal perfectly, making me yearn for the days when I can once again plan my next cruise itinerary.
These cruise addiction memes are a reminder that I am not alone in my love for cruising. It’s a community of like-minded individuals who understand the joy of stepping on board a ship and leaving all your worries behind.
And while I may never be cured of my addiction, these memes remind me to embrace it and enjoy the ride.
Memes about Food and Weight Gain
The memes about cruise ship food and the inevitable weight gain are both relatable and humorous. Cruise dining humor is a popular topic among cruisers, as we all know that the food on board is one of the main attractions.
From the endless buffets to the specialty restaurants, there is no shortage of delicious options. However, with so much food available, it’s easy to overindulge and experience the effects of overindulging on a cruise – namely, weight gain.
But instead of feeling ashamed, cruise memes embrace the reality of the situation and poke fun at it. Some memes show before and after pictures of someone’s waistline, while others depict people struggling to button their pants after a week of cruising.
It’s all in good fun, and we can all relate to the struggle of trying to resist the temptation of that second dessert. So go ahead and indulge – just be prepared for the consequences. And don’t forget to snap a picture for your next cruise meme!
Memes about Drinking on a Cruise
Indulging in a few too many cocktails on a cruise is a common occurrence, and these memes perfectly capture the joys and struggles of drinking on board. From the excitement of a cruise ship party to the dreaded morning after hangovers, these memes are sure to make you laugh.
To fully appreciate the humor in these memes, take a look at this table below. It features some of the best cruise ship party memes and memes about hangovers on a cruise. Cheers to a good laugh and a great cruise!
Different Types of Cruise Crew Memes
Being part of the cruise crew, I can relate to the different types of memes that highlight the unique experiences and challenges of working on board a ship.
One type of meme that always gets a laugh from me is the passenger memes. These are the memes that depict the different types of passengers that we encounter on a daily basis. There’s the ‘chair hog’ who claims a prime spot by the pool and keeps it occupied all day, the ‘complainer’ who always finds something to complain about, and the ‘foodie’ who never seems to stop eating.
Another type of meme that I find hilarious are the funny disembarkation memes. These memes capture the chaos that ensues as passengers scramble to get off the ship at the end of their cruise. From the long lines to the lost luggage, these memes highlight the challenges that both passengers and crew face during disembarkation.
As a crew member, I can attest to the fact that disembarkation day is always a wild ride, and these memes perfectly capture the madness.
What are some common signs of cruise addiction that are depicted in the memes?
Cruise addiction warning signs? Feeling anxious when not on a ship, constantly checking for cruise deals, and obsessing over past trips. Coping mechanisms include joining cruise meme groups and planning future trips. Memes reflect and distort reality, but provide humor for our cruise addiction.
Are there any memes that address the health-conscious options available on cruise ships to avoid weight gain?
Avoiding weight gain on a cruise is a challenge, but there are healthy options available. I opt for the salad bar instead of the all-you-can-eat buffet and take advantage of the activities and socializing on board for some cruise ship entertainment.
Do the memes about drinking on a cruise depict excessive drinking or responsible drinking?
When it comes to drinking on a cruise, memes can be a reflection of reality. Some depict excessive drinking while others show responsible drinking. It’s important to consider the impact of cruise memes on public perception of the drinking culture. But let’s be honest, humor is always appreciated.
What specific roles or departments of the cruise crew are often depicted in the memes?
The most common cruise crew roles depicted in memes are the captain, cruise director, and bartenders. Stereotypes and exaggerations in cruise ship memes are prevalent, but as a former crew member, I find them amusing.
Are there any memes that address the diversity of the cruise crew in terms of nationality and background?
It’s a shame that cruise crew representation and cultural diversity aren’t more commonly addressed in cruise ship memes. Maybe it’s time for some new material that reflects the reality of the industry.
25 Funny-Relatable Cruise Memes and Cruise Jokes Revolving Cruise Travel
Embark on a laughter-filled voyage with our collection of cruise memes and jokes.
Whether you’re in for outright hilarity, honest truths, or a dose of delightful corniness, our selection captures the diverse humor of the cruise experience. From buffet fun to navigating cruise ship dilemmas, join us in celebrating the lighter side of cruise travel with these funny and relatable cruise memes and jokes.
Feel free to share our cruise memes and jokes with your friends. Don’t forget to tag us! Tell us your favorite cruise meme, cruise joke, or cruise pun in the comments.
Table of Contents
1. Formal Flip Flop Night
Me deciding which shoes to pack for a cruise: “But what if there’s a formal flip-flop night?”
2. Why did the banana go on a cruise?
Why did the banana go on a cruise? Because it wanted to slip into vacation mode.
3. Cruise Math is Hard
Choosing a drink package: Because adulting is hard, and so is math.
4. Trying all the Cruise Desserts
I’m going to eat healthy on this cruise. Also me… let me try all the desserts.
5. The Wardrobe Doesn’t Go as Planned
My cruise wardrobe plan vs. What I actually end up wearing.
Read more: Women’s Cruise Wear Guide
6. Why did the cruise ship break up with the ocean?
Why did the cruise ship break up with the ocean? It needed space.
7. Fairy Godmother On Formal Night
When your fairy godmother shows up for formal night.
8. Cruise o’Clock Meme
The only countdown that matters: Cruise o’clock!
9. Cruise Sea Days and Lounge Chairs
Finding a lounge chair on a cruise sea day: Mission Impossible!
10. What did the ocean say to the cruise ship?
What did the ocean say to the cruise ship? Nothing, it just waved.
11. More Time Eating Than Exploring
When you’ve spent more time eating than exploring the ports.
12. Cruise Elevators
The real test of patience on a cruise: elevators.
Cruise Tip: Always take the stairs.
13. 3 Rules of Cruising
Rule 1: Don’t ask someone their real age; we’re all forever 29 on the Lido Deck. Rule 2: No calorie counting. Calories don’t count at sea, right? Rule 3: If someone drops their ice cream cone, we all pretend it never happened. Sea mishaps are classified under ‘Ship Happens.’
14. Packing for a Cruise Like a Tetris Champion
Me when it’s time to pack for a cruise: Pretending I’m a Tetris champion with my suitcase. It must all fit!
Read more: Cruise Items to Pack for a Cruise
15. Take Advantage Of The Drink Package
Taking advantage of that drink package. “Another one, please!”
16. Watching the Cruise Countdown
When the cruise countdown is still in the triple digits… then hits the double digits and finally the single digits!
17. Money Can Buy Happiness
Money can buy happiness. It’s called a cruise.
18. Studying Cruise Deck Maps
Studying the cruise deck maps like it’s a treasure map. Buffet, I’m coming for you!
19. Cocktail to Order Next
On a Cruise: The only decision I want to make is which cocktail to order next.
20. Reading Turns Into Dancing By The Pool
Me on a cruise: I’m going to read a book by the pool Also, me, when the DJ plays my favorite song: Get’s up to dance, “Oh, that’s my song!”
21. What’s a cruise ship’s favorite kind of music?
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite kind of music? Rock and roll!
22. Waking Up Early For A Day At Port
Waking for a day at work: Hitting snooze like it’s my job. Waking up for a day at port.
23. Expert at the Cruise Spa
Cruise Spa Level: Expert. Because relaxation is a sport, and I’m going for the gold.
24. What to Get Me For My Birthday
In case you’re wondering what to get me for my birthday… I’m a size 7-night Caribbean Cruise.
25. Daydreaming About 5 to 9
Guess which one I’m daydreaming about? 9 to 5 (work) or 5 to 9 (on vacation)
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Meet Kathy Ava, a food, travel, and cruise writer based in Los Angeles/Pasadena, and the owner and main writer of Tasty Itinerary. With over 20 years of experience planning trips and logistics at her full-time job and for herself, she's become a pro at crafting unforgettable tasty itineraries. She's always on the hunt for delicious, fun travel destinations and cruise itineraries. She firmly believes that life is short and we must make the most of it, so always say yes to dessert.
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